Random Twitter Bios

• Used to be funny, now am just old and whiny.   @shradz 
• Twitter sized fiction. Stories by @sean_hill.  Send me a noun and I'll use the ones that inspire me in a story.  @VeryShortStory
• Winner of Masterchef Australia 2011 and author of 'The Sweet Life'. Life is sweet when you get to use what's on your doorstep and share what's on your table!  @kate_bracks
• I see odd people.  @unexpectedT 
• Post Modern Flower Child. Unabashed Mac Snob.  @sabeen
• I'm a huge fan of Beef Bowl! Are you?  @BeefBowlFan
• Whoops! You already tweeted that...   @oconvencional
• Nomad with a backpack and iOS chops.  @evadne
• How did I get here? Follow me!  @philipaohlund

Office Biz

Moh to A: My LAN's status shows Limited Connectivity.
Me to A: Nokia hay app k pass?

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A conversation about  drug tunnels in Mexico and Mr W talks about Red Indians in South America

Me: Yes, and Black Indians are living in our neighbourhood*.

*India

A Date in a Descending Order

13.12.11

A Day in Calendar

12.12.11

My Birthday

11.12.11

11th November 2011

11.11.11

A Question

Ones and Zeros

My Current Payable Phone Bill: 1010.10 Rs.

Personal DNA

Nightmare

Place: Outside the examination hall.
Time: Fifteen minutes to exam. 
Subjects: Maths and Chemistry.

My preparation: none. I haven't studied the course, not even once. I quickly  glance at the random pages of the mathematics book. Pages are completely filled with the text in two columns, font is smaller than usual - the one that causes a little strain on the eyes when you try to comprehend the significance of the written text. I look at the lengthy chapters again - there was so much to study. Other people are in good preparation; I wonder what stopped me from studying - and then i regret.

So many years have passed since i left the college - but it's a nightmare that wakes me from the deep slumber several times a year.

Maazi, Haal

s: blog ka kia haal hai?
me: pata nahi, maazi hai!

Champion

One girl to another at Daewoo bus terminal: ''Main bohat champion ho ga'ey hon, main nay isi [bus] main, 8 bajay wali main tickets lay liay hain.''