Champion

One girl to another at Daewoo bus terminal: ''Main bohat champion ho ga'ey hon, main nay isi [bus] main, 8 bajay wali main tickets lay liay hain.''

A Victim of Misbehaviour

A man on phone, "Uss nay itni badtamizi say mujh say baat ki ha, mayra dil cha raha tha kah agar woh mayray samnay hoti to main uska gala daba dyta."

My Kids

One woman to another, "Tumharay kitnay bachay hain?"
"2 mayray ore aik mayri saas ka", replies the second woman with a smile.
 

Karachi Chalo

• A mother trying to stop her some five year old child who is at the end of the street, forty feet ahead of her, "Ali ... Ali, Kahan Ja Rahay Ho?". The child replies without turning around, "Karachi."

Overheared in Rawalpindi

• A person on phone in Saddar Bazar, "Janab Aishwarya day baad tussi he anday ho."
• A guy at Daewoo bus terminal, "Yah jo main nay tickets khareeday hain in per mayra naam bhi ho ga?"

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