Random Twitter Bios

• Used to be funny, now am just old and whiny.   @shradz 
• Twitter sized fiction. Stories by @sean_hill.  Send me a noun and I'll use the ones that inspire me in a story.  @VeryShortStory
• Winner of Masterchef Australia 2011 and author of 'The Sweet Life'. Life is sweet when you get to use what's on your doorstep and share what's on your table!  @kate_bracks
• I see odd people.  @unexpectedT 
• Post Modern Flower Child. Unabashed Mac Snob.  @sabeen
• I'm a huge fan of Beef Bowl! Are you?  @BeefBowlFan
• Whoops! You already tweeted that...   @oconvencional
• Nomad with a backpack and iOS chops.  @evadne
• How did I get here? Follow me!  @philipaohlund