A Date in a Descending Order

13.12.11

A Day in Calendar

12.12.11

My Birthday

11.12.11

11th November 2011

11.11.11

A Question

Ones and Zeros

My Current Payable Phone Bill: 1010.10 Rs.

Personal DNA

Nightmare

Place: Outside the examination hall.
Time: Fifteen minutes to exam. 
Subjects: Maths and Chemistry.

My preparation: none. I haven't studied the course, not even once. I quickly  glance at the random pages of the mathematics book. Pages are completely filled with the text in two columns, font is smaller than usual - the one that causes a little strain on the eyes when you try to comprehend the significance of the written text. I look at the lengthy chapters again - there was so much to study. Other people are in good preparation; I wonder what stopped me from studying - and then i regret.

So many years have passed since i left the college - but it's a nightmare that wakes me from the deep slumber several times a year.

Maazi, Haal

s: blog ka kia haal hai?
me: pata nahi, maazi hai!

Champion

One girl to another at Daewoo bus terminal: ''Main bohat champion ho ga'ey hon, main nay isi [bus] main, 8 bajay wali main tickets lay liay hain.''

Another Random Day

Came back from office, now having tea with home made doughnuts and wasting time online instead of wasting it on TV.

Wife's Version:

Came back from office, now having tea with wife instead of wasting it online or watching TV.

Both are correct.

Disgusting scenes at work

Today:
A guy puts off his shoes and sprays air-freshener on his feet to suppress the odor of socks.


Several days ago:
A scene from the dinning room during the lunch hour - A person picks out two currency notes from his wallet, selects a crispy one, folds it nicely to make a sharp edge and uses it with a delicacy to pick the remains of food stuck between his teeth. After that, with complete elegance, he uses his fingers to give a quick wipe to the note and tucks it back into the wallet.