Jul 20, 2012

Office Biz

Moh to A: My LAN's status shows Limited Connectivity.
Me to A: Nokia hay app k pass?

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A conversation about  drug tunnels in Mexico and Mr W talks about Red Indians in South America

Me: Yes, and Black Indians are living in our neighbourhood*.

*India

Apr 30, 2011

Jan 18, 2011

Nightmare

Place: Outside the examination hall.
Time: Fifteen minutes to exam. 
Subjects: Maths and Chemistry.


My preparation: none. I haven't studied the course, not even once. I quickly  glance at the random pages of the mathematics book. Pages are completely filled with the text in two columns, font is smaller than usual - the one that causes a little strain on the eyes when you try to comprehend the significance of the written text. I look at the lengthy chapters again - there was so much to study. Other people are in good preparation; I wonder what stopped me from studying - and then i regret.

So many years have passed since i left the college - but it's a nightmare that wakes me from the deep slumber several times a year.

Jan 13, 2011

Dec 6, 2010

Champion

One girl to another at Daewoo bus terminal: ''Main bohat champion ho ga'ey hon, main nay isi [bus] main, 8 bajay wali main tickets lay liay hain.''

Nov 6, 2010

Another Random Day

Came back from office, now having tea with home made doughnuts and wasting time online instead of wasting it on TV.

Wife's Version:

Came back from office, now having tea with wife instead of wasting it online or watching TV.

Both are correct.